how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
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