so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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