All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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