There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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