Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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