it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Go christen that room with your naked body.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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