Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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