Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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