im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
wakey wakey hands off snakey
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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