Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
what if I'm pregnant?
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My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I just want to make out with him forever
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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