She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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