maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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