I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Randomize
