The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
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