Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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