Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
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