Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
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