so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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