is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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