just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
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