For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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