: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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