Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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