Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
Randomize
