porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
We need to get me chipped asap
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
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