My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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