If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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