Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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