new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
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