One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
where does the pee come out of this thing
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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