He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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