he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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