i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
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