There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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