Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
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