I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
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