Are we in a gay sports bar?
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
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