READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
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