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To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I just want to make out with him forever
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
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