i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
Randomize