That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
her vagine was all disorganized.
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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