they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
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