sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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