Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
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