So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
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