are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
what day is it and did you see me today?
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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