So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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