am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
you would pick up someone in the library
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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