It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
Did you pee in the oven last night??
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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