I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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