at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
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