my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
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