Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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