I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
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