Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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